Guy: Oh, this isn’t you, you look different! Aw, I’m kiddin! But no, this isn’t you!
Guy: A smile is free right?
Guy: You can’t even crack a smile?!
Me: Dude, can I just pay for my cigarettes without being harassed by you for a fucking smile?!?
Guy: Geez lady, you’d be a lot prettier with a smile!
Me: Are you fucking kidding me? .___. *walks out abruptly*
I don’t know why I’m in such a shit mood today. I got into an argument with the gas station attendant while I was buying cigarettes. It went kinda like this